Attempt at Humor

In a Blatant attempt of mimicking Jeff Foxworthy, here's a twist on the running joke....

You know your a Teabagger
: If you can't talk cause your mouth is full.
: If you think John Wayne is a WWII Hero.
: If you Quote Rush.
: If you say your Freedom's going away but favored The Patriot
Act.
: If you think all Vowels end in a Y.
: If you degregate the Flag by wearing it as a shirt on your
275lb. body.
: You think you can't be a racist cause you listen To Hannity's
Two Black people that call in.
: If your Married to a Rich White Fuck.
: If you buy Gold from the Dick Cheney Look a like that
Advertises on Glenn Beck.
: If you think it's a swell idea to carry a Gun into a Bar.
: You think Fox News is Fair and Balanced.
: If you think a Socialist, Muslim,Communist,Marxist,Fascist,
Nazi are the same thing.

Feel Free to add your own Teabagger Joke.