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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Safety in Schools

Without rehashing the horrific thing that happened in that high school in Richmond California I would like to offer up some precautions that might help in not letting this go on. The physical changes that they want to do is good at least in that school but there needs to be better monitoring of property and person. Schools can't afford hiring additional security as it stands now. So take money out of the equation. He's what I think,have the kids in school volunteer to do so. Make sure they all have adequate communication with each other and the police. Use the hours patrolling as cash credits to be accumulated for college. Hell they can't get student loans anymore. Let them participate in making each other on campus safe and secure. What would have happened if there were a dozen good kids there that night and just one reported it. Seems to me that the creeps might not have chosen this spot and this poor girl to show there hate. Cause they might get caught! If you want to know more, contact me!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Just saying

I've been thinking of all the bullshit we've been spoon fed for years now. One of the many things that was said was by John McCain while running for pres. I know that was then and this is now. I can't help it! I thought McCain was supposed to be an all American American. All red white and blue and shit.You might say, Well Tim, what the fuck are you ranting on now? Seems to me Johnny boy said Obama was weak on war and that only McCain can save us. He said HE knows where Osama was nesting and If elected he would get him within Months of being President. So now that he's just another johnny come lately and in the lost column he's going to keep it a secret? So you old fool where is Binladen? You said you knew, you said you were going to get him! Now that you lost your going to keep it a secret? Like a spoiled brat that you are! Fuck the rest of us your not going to tell! What it really says is that just like all you right wing cronnie bastards you would say or do anything and fuck the republic just to win. I know this is ancient history and so what who cares. Some things I never forget, things like Sept.11 and lying sacks of shit.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Crying

Have you ever heard so much whining and crying as in the past couple of weeks? Between Rush and Fox tears are flowing and I rejoice! Rush not allowed in the private club of NFL owners and Fox being called out as to what they really are Evil and wrong. He He He I love it. Couldn't happen to better folks. Let's not forget the king of loonies Glenn Beck, This asshole is claiming the Gov. is listening to you via ONSTAR..Says that's why Obama baled out GM, just to spy on all of us who buy American..
I can't wait till he blows out his half brain on Air...What Fun!!

Monday, October 19, 2009

Too Much

So here's what's up with Me and Mel. Over the years Melissa has had 18 driving permits. We have tried Driving schools twice and they sucked. The truth is Mel should not drive! She knows this and also knows she would be a hazard to herself and others. We have accepted this in fact we embrace it. So what's the problem, Identification! As most of you know in this day and age of show me your papers you can't even have a checking account without a picture ID. This brings us to Melissa's great adventure. We went to Motor Vehicle today with 6 forms of id so that she could get the fabled picture ID that is the holy grail. Problem was that all her signatures didn't match. Some had her middle name, let's say Ann yet others had her sir name. You know how trendy that was at one time. Example Jane Roseboom-Smith. Not her real name. Two fucken hours with a moron waiting on us, a bastard kid screaming at the top of her lungs and the idiot mother paying no attention to her. I was quite ready to give the Mother twenty dollars to go for a walk until we were done filling out multiple forms. The end result is Melissa got her new ID but had to give up her middle name in order to do it. Her sir name is now her middle name for ever and ever. All we have to do now is wait a week to receive it and she will be able to get her own checking account.....
What a country!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

All Wrong

It came to me in a dream last night. This Health Care Insurance reform is being augured about all Wrong. We have been trying to reason and persuade the right wing into caring about someone else other than themselves. Not going to Happen! What dopes we are. What we should have done right from the beginning was to declare WAR! Yeppers WAR on the Health Insurance Companies. Hell anything else we declare war on, we would spend a fortune on. Yano like the WAR on drugs, Iraq, Afghanistan, possibly Iran, North Korea and just for the fuck of it Ireland. ( We might be able to beat them). I can just see it now Jiz Cheeny getting all lathered up with all of the rest of the nut bags in orgasmic,climatic unification. WAR YA!!!! Let's get them. String em up! The Lefties just got to be better on their approach. Be smarter than the one cell mongers that are against being caring humans. Anyone know where I can get a Joe Liberman dart board?

Friday, October 9, 2009

Melissa Here

I'll be brief.
Oh my muthafuckengawd, go fuck yourselves Rush,Sean,Glen,etc.
Obama won the prize just maybe because we as a country voted for a black man for prez. How amazing is that? The United Racist States of America for krist sakes.
Fucken prize winning to me!

Damned if you do

Can Obama do anything right? The poor bastard according to the repukes can't wipe his ass correctly. So he didn't get the Olympics, so what who cares. At least he tried. He gets the nobel peace prize cause he ain't Bush. That's just the world saying thank you to putting in a sane person in the White House. Why isn't everything fixed, hell it's been nine months. Hmmm took eight years to really fuck it up though. So what! This shmuck is still shell shocked walking into the nightmare of the presidency. Now it's not that the sun shines out his ass, It don't! I think we owe it to him for some more time.
Assholes like Rush and the like are looking for anything at all to bring him down. Even today Rush said he side with the Taliban against the President. Can you just imagine if it was Bush in there and Olberman said that. Christ they would have his head. Rush and his cronies should be brought up on charges of crimes against the Country. How can the Republicans say the things they do and not be called out. That twisted twat Michele Bachmann is a prime example. The good people of Minn. need to take a good look and listen to her bat shit hate against all that is good. No one from that University Oral Roberts, should ever ever be able to hold public office. Not unless they take a bat shit crazy test prove there not.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Helping Hand

Awhile ago a new friend of mine by the name of Larry asked me to write about welfare. He has a problem with lifers on welfare and hates the fact we are supporting them. I my not have all his input in this thought as he's not got back to me on his frame of thought.
OK so here's mine...Everyone now and then needs a helping hand. Brother can you spare a dime. I have no problem with welfare at all. I do have a problem as to how we handle it.
After years and tears of families on welfare it becomes acceptable to them and expected a public handout. Who's fault is that? Ours!! The Gov. in making a problem go away by expelling money at it. We never address the issue. People need to be needed! After years of generational welfare, self esteem and the want to succeed and prosper are a forgotten notion. How do we fix this? Pay them for things they can do. Perhaps mailings for the Government, Give them a computer to help do the outsourcing we pay for through the nose to private industry. I'm sure many things could be conjured up so that people get a sense of pride, perhaps for the first time, that feeling your providing for your loved ones. I don't give a crap about the so called fortune we spend on welfare (less then 1%). I care about the forgotten poor and want them to receive more than money. Basic shit I want them to have dignity, pride and self worth.
God bless America.:(