Too Much

So here's what's up with Me and Mel. Over the years Melissa has had 18 driving permits. We have tried Driving schools twice and they sucked. The truth is Mel should not drive! She knows this and also knows she would be a hazard to herself and others. We have accepted this in fact we embrace it. So what's the problem, Identification! As most of you know in this day and age of show me your papers you can't even have a checking account without a picture ID. This brings us to Melissa's great adventure. We went to Motor Vehicle today with 6 forms of id so that she could get the fabled picture ID that is the holy grail. Problem was that all her signatures didn't match. Some had her middle name, let's say Ann yet others had her sir name. You know how trendy that was at one time. Example Jane Roseboom-Smith. Not her real name. Two fucken hours with a moron waiting on us, a bastard kid screaming at the top of her lungs and the idiot mother paying no attention to her. I was quite ready to give the Mother twenty dollars to go for a walk until we were done filling out multiple forms. The end result is Melissa got her new ID but had to give up her middle name in order to do it. Her sir name is now her middle name for ever and ever. All we have to do now is wait a week to receive it and she will be able to get her own checking account.....
What a country!