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Monday, May 31, 2010

What's next ??

From the beast

Now that "top kill" efforts are off, BP is on to the next plan of attack: capping the gusher. According to plans, the company will use robot submarines to cut off the damaged riser and then place a cap over the containment valve. The job could take anywhere from four to seven days. “We’re confident the job will work but obviously we can’t guarantee success,” said BP’s COO Doug Suttles. The technique carries the risk, however, of actually increasing the flow of oil. A bend in the riser is said to be restricting oil flow, so slicing it off could make matters worse.


Isn't that special, What the hell let's nuke it for July 4th celebrations. It could be a real hit. A Star studded extravaganza. You know all your favorites, hosted by Jay Leno.
Bring in the Half Beatles, The Stones and of course the Jonas Brothers. The President could speak and even have one of the oil drenched residents of the Gulf push the button.
What a Site it would be. Even Republicans would praise the Commander and Chief. They've wanted to use Nukes for years. An all day celebration,culminating with the giant blast, at night of course. Ahh one for annuals of time, what's left of it.

2 comments:

Ranch Chimp said...

Sound's good to me Guy .... like to have some good barbeque and Tex/ Mex grub too, with some cold longneck's (beer) :)

Tim said...

RC
I wouldn't mind joining you on that one.