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Monday, February 15, 2010

Global Warming

I've blogged about this before but it seems appropriate now to update. Of course the name given to this is misleading. Sorry,I know it's like calling Madonna a diva. Just not to accurate if you know what I mean. Let's do a science experience.Ok folks get two glasses and fill them with Ice. One to the North and one to the south. Put both in a pan of water. Not to much but perhaps a half inch. Also for shit and giggles, put some dry material also in the middle of the pan. Here we go for the exciting part. A heat lamp directed to each one. Careful not to electrocute yourself. Not to much now,put it on low.So exciting!! Now we wait. You'll notice as the ice melts the water rises,in our case overflows.Come back in a hour cause by now you probably need a beer. Put your safety glasses on. The water in the pan is rising. The land mass is being taken over by said water. Here's where it get wild, the temp of the water in said pan is getting colder. How can that be? It's warmer to the north and south. Gee shouldn't the land mass be getting warmer. No boys and girls it actually cools down. Science, got to love it. Maybe we could all get rich by making these little science kits and selling them to less fortunate among us, like the republican party, Tea faggers,Sweet Sarah,and the list goes on. We'll be Rich I tells ya Rich. Hope this helps.
Your thoughts.... oh by the by look up El-Nino

1 comment:

Ranch Chimp said...

Actually for year's I figured with the melting cap's the snow's and rain's would be greater from the melting cap's and glacier's. Why? Because them additional deposit's mean's also more parcipitation in weather.... and those month's we are furthest from the sun .... well the precip come's down for many of us as snow, instaed of rain. just figured on throwing that in.

But all aside .... I have voted republican almost my entire voting life here in Texas, and have alway's had to argue the global warming theory with fellow conservative's ... since I buy it, and most of them dont.

Later Guy ........