OH CANADA

How'd that Olympy thang work out for ya...Got Money?
Please make it all stop.......
Take Shatner with you.......eh

Throated

What is this fascination the Republicans have with being throated? Every freaking talking point they have against Health Reform has to do with Jamming it down your Throat. God they all have the exact script given to them by their Masters. They are after all Master de_baters. Fear, be afraid hide your white women. No one accept Maddow calls them on their lies. The bullshit excrement that comes forth on Both sides is extraordinary. The talking heads just let it go as if it were truth. Doesn't anyone do their homework. The only one on TV that needs to be throated is Jiz Cheney.
The worst asshole that moderates a show is Gregory. Mathews is a close second. Lapping up third,Chris"I can't measure up to Dad"Wallace. I think he's been throated too.
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Lurch

David Gregory of NBC lame is the new Lurch. You know as in Adams family fame. This "Joker" smile face stab you in the back jerk off is the worst possible replacement for Tim Russert that could have been possible. Softball after softball served in question form to repukes. Sarcasm, attack and mocking to the Dems. Not that Russert was a Saint, at times he was a jerk off to. Rachael Maddow would have been a perfect selection to host the show.
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Grand Daughter

Wonderful Day here, we have a new baby to celebrate. Carly Jane.
8lbs8oz. 22inches. Now I know this happens to thousands everyday.
It don't happen to me everyday, In fact this is the only day.
I have Pics but I'll ask permission to show them first.
Trust me this kid will be spoiled if I have anything to do with it.
Man the sound of that baby crying loud and strong was breath taking.
Anyway this is my two minutes of nice I allow myself everyday.
I don't take it everyday but it's there if I need it.
As far as Melissa the Grandma goes she's always nice.
Damn I'm living with a Grandmother.
See nice don't last...

Who's your Daddy

Shamo

How ever you spell it I don't much care. We all heard the story and seen some videos about what happened at Sea world. Now I don't like keeping animals in captivity. I just think it's wrong, I digress...So I'm watching a video of this trainer making the animal do tricks. I notice she is dramatically rocking back and forth making her sea monkey do the same. Her Hair which is pretty long and in a pony tail is swinging in tandem with the two of them rocking back and forth. Upon doing said trick well the animal was rewarded with a treat. Now from what I heard the trainer turned her back and was doing some prep work when the animal grabbed her hair and pulled her under. He was doing his trick and probably thought he was to be rewarded. So what have we learned,,,,cover hair..don't wear anything loose...and always ALWAYS have a partner there. This is not the trainers fault nor is it the guppies. These are wild animals. The press conference was a joke and it showed that once again Management who are supposed to protect you sucked. I hope this poor Lady's loved ones sue the crap out the sea world or whatever it's called. Animals on display press a picture.

Jim Bunning

I was going to write about this slime from Kentucky, But a fellow blogger summed it up better.Look over on the side bar and visit "Politically Depressed". He articulates it far better than I could. Jim Bunning shame on you. You missed a basketball game and are upset,BOO Fucking You. Cause you had a temper tantrum people are to run out of their benefits and you said "I don't give a shit". And yet the Repukes haven't said a damn thing about it. The Dems begged him to reconsider.Baseball hall of famer or hall of shame.
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Psssst Mr.President how bout a presidential order to continue the benefits?

Well Fuck me!

So the weather shit hole reporting on the tube says perhaps a dusting of SNOW or possibly an inch or two. Aha, Off by a wee bit. So far a guess we got at least two feet.Still SNOWING! Now these Fountain of misinformation are saying maybe another two feet possible. If I was as wrong as these jack offs when I was working I would have been fired Dozens of times. I think the tally of me shoveling is probably over five hours.
So who cares right but I'm the guy who for the most part can't walk. I use the shovel as a cane. I have two son's who are in fine shape but have their own lives and has to deal with the snow in their own time. One actually plows snow, but he has like thirty accounts. The other is in college and not home to much. So what do you do? Shovel stupid shovel! Curse the damn weather guy and the New School of Broadcasting from which they emerged. Step two, move fucking south. Yeah then I'll send post cards to the kids from the warmth of my little hide away in the Sun. Hell we all got computers and can talk in real time. Sounds good to me....
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Listen up

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Could be a Hit

In a World where Politicians would truly be held accountable there would be a TV show worth watching. It might be called Political Trutheness. Yes it would be on Sunday morning. The host could be Maury Povich. Yes our esteemed Representatives would be asked the tough questions of our time. Of course they would be hooked up to a lie detector and would be electrically Zapped. What Fun to see them squirm in their seats. Phzzzzt, smoke out their ears and fried bacon in their seats. Imagine Bon Bon Boehner turning a deeper orange. Crash McCain singing take me home. Sweet Sarah proclaiming she loves her baby. Of course Ben over Nelson loosening his tie while saying he's not a crook. The Dems saying we do it all for you!.I tell ya this would be bigger than American Idol. Can you imagine Maury talking to John Edwards and saying"John you are the Father". Oh well till then we have Chris Mathews to save us. We can all watch him throw up in his mouth while talking.
Tink about it........

A New Car

So Toyota is in deep weeds. Yeah they be making death traps for the masses. I guess there's even been some kind of cover up. So educate me, these cars cost over $20,000.
Some much more. Mileage? I'm supposed to be impressed with 30 miles per gallon?
I guess it's me but I don't get it. Nothing losses money like a new car purchase.
You know, I have a 1991 Chevy Caprice with every option that was available. New it went for around $20,000. Did I buy it new, Not a chance. No I bought it around 3 years ago.
This is a 1991 big freaking boat. The ride is the best I could find, it's a cruiser.
Gee I get 30 miles an hour on the highway. Where is all the technology that increases mile per gallon. My car accelerates and stop perfectly. The seats are more comfy than the furniture in my house. Guess what I paid $800.00 for the beast. Like I said, guess it's me but I don't envy anyone with payments. I so don't care about Toyota and hope they go belly up. Make all American. If you need to you can borrow my knife for Harry carry.Glad to help.
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Hmm could be!

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Olympics

For me I don't give a fiddlers ass about the Winter Olympics or any other. And that red haired little guy who invented a sport that he excels in, didn't see that coming. The poor bastard that met a pole rather fast for the love of his sport,Jeez!
I know it's just me but in the immortal words of a modern day poet and world renown thinker Joy Behar "So What Who Cares". Go play people and stop bothering my TV shows.

Money Troubles

The country has money problems. No shit! Let's break it down, No one wants to cut spending on what's important to them. Cut the other guys stuff. More taxes? I don't fucking think so. So like most families,as in a collective whole,were told to tighten things up. We can't afford a God Damn thing. Uh huh! Of course were in a few wars where spending is no problem. Here in Upstate NY were closing a lot of parks and cutting jobs and all that stuff. As the Governor said"I didn't see that coming". Seems to me rather a simple solution. We either cut all spending to the bone and fuck everybody that benefits from these things. On the other hand increase revenue. Yeah get another job or send Mom out to work. Christ sake We can't afford any more taxes. So we look into other ways to generate income. I've blogged about this before. There are ways. If you want some ideas let me know. If you have ideas let me know. People are pissed cause their killing us with taxes. Bottom Line.
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Marco Rubio

Hope he's as Entertaining...

Personality

I thought Doctors of all people should have a personality. I went to a new one today to check her out. First of all, I was there for over an hour waiting. Just about to sign out when I hear my name called. Ok so I'll give it a try as long as I'm here. Now I'm brought back to an exam room. Of course since I can barely walk and Nurse Ratchet is visibly annoyed, muttering under her breath. Had the nerve to tap her toes as I'm making my way. Being the nice guy I am(not) I said to Miss Piggy"Christ I waited for you for over an hour,you can wait for me).
Now I'm in the waiting room for another 15minutes when a faint knock happens on the door. COME IN I said. The door ever so slowly creaks open. There stands before me is a demur older lady. In a voice that a dog would strain to hear she says"h e l l o". Of course me being brighter than a bulb says"Are you the Doctor". In a softer voice she says"y e e e s". I think you got the picture here. She was so short she had to stand on a stool to look into my ear. She was so short, I felt she was talking directly into my Dick. I wouldn't mind but Dick not to responsive as of late. So really what I came for a handicap sticker for parking I got. Celebrated the evening with lobster and beer. Life's good. As I have said in a previous blog "is there a Doctor in the house". I should have said Is there a GOOD Doctor in the House.
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I got to get out of here

Global Warming

I've blogged about this before but it seems appropriate now to update. Of course the name given to this is misleading. Sorry,I know it's like calling Madonna a diva. Just not to accurate if you know what I mean. Let's do a science experience.Ok folks get two glasses and fill them with Ice. One to the North and one to the south. Put both in a pan of water. Not to much but perhaps a half inch. Also for shit and giggles, put some dry material also in the middle of the pan. Here we go for the exciting part. A heat lamp directed to each one. Careful not to electrocute yourself. Not to much now,put it on low.So exciting!! Now we wait. You'll notice as the ice melts the water rises,in our case overflows.Come back in a hour cause by now you probably need a beer. Put your safety glasses on. The water in the pan is rising. The land mass is being taken over by said water. Here's where it get wild, the temp of the water in said pan is getting colder. How can that be? It's warmer to the north and south. Gee shouldn't the land mass be getting warmer. No boys and girls it actually cools down. Science, got to love it. Maybe we could all get rich by making these little science kits and selling them to less fortunate among us, like the republican party, Tea faggers,Sweet Sarah,and the list goes on. We'll be Rich I tells ya Rich. Hope this helps.
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Listen to your gut

The huge pot of lies that are thrown at you a day is for you to sort. Do you really think others have the answer. There's only one real answer, treat others as you want to be treated. We look to others for all our answers and all they want is to rule. What's important to them is the God of the Dollar. Yes this includes sweet Sarah. For you Dumb ignorant bastards that think she shits sunshine and flowers you will some day wake up to a new America. One that I think will be decidedly worse. Hard to gather thoughts around huh! Listen to your gut ..Look for reasonable solutions by reasonable people. Don't be fooled by catch phrases and bumper stickers. The enemy of this country has always been us.
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Look out from within

Walmarts Ads

I've just noticed that in my Ad sense there's Walmart advertising. For all that is good and holy ignore said shit. I want Walmart to implode. In no way do I want anyone to spend a dime at this Den of iniquity.
Your thoughts..Naw I don't care.

Is there a Doctor in the House

So happy days, I've finally gotten Health Care. Medicare that is,black gold,Texas Tea. Ah yes,Relax in comfort knowing that I'm well cared for.....What was I thinking..I've found that Doctors,at least the morons that I've been seeing really all have one thing in mind..My early demise. Let's see I'm on 14 Meds.for a tally of over 4,600 dollars a year. Hmm what's a donut hole and why are all them Cops after it? Of course I fall into the donut hole and have to pay 100percent of my Meds. Least we forget all my fine Doctors that contradict each other to a point it's killing me. I know I'm not the smartest but let's start out with the basics..Man can't walk cause of pain. Man's joints are 5x normal size. Man's left arm has not been in use for over two years. Because of Meds, Man's heart has developed a murmur. Man complains Meds have fucked up liver and kidneys. Solution..MORE MEDS.but of course what was I thinking. Man calls up Doctors office,Fat bitch smelly nurse says well you'll have to come in. Man says to fat bastard wannabe..Love too but can't walk..Response I'll call in a new scrip. Man's fantasy..to be able to get to bathroom, pee,get better,get a gun,shoot Fat bastard in the face.Really does one have to become an expert in all things? Are Professionals that inept? Answer..You Betcha.
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Shelby

The honorable Senator from Alabama, Senator Shelby. Yes this sniveling shit ass from the South has had a strangle hold on Obama's appointees. For over a year this crooked mouth bastard single handily has had a gun to our Government. Only Until recently has he had a change of mind. Conscious you think? Naw not him! It was the Presidents calling out of scum bucket Shelby and warning that when Senators are gone for Recess, he would push through his nominees. Why would Shelby do this? Earmarks for his State. Fuck the rest of the country. Yes he was to take his ball and go home so no one else could play. I used to beat kids up that were just like him when I was a youngster. This,This is what's wrong with Government. While were on what's wrong...Get rid of the Super Majority in Congress. It's not in the Constitution. Just do it!
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Captain America

It's come to my attention that Marvel comics is in the dog house with the right wing. Seems in a Captain America recent story, it showed Cappy with his loyal side kick infiltrating a tea bag rally or two. I guess they showed signs that the baggers were displaying at the event. Some of the same signs we all have seen. You no,it showed them as angry white people who want there country back. Yeah complete with their racist signs.
Didn't go over well with the nut bags. Marvel apologized. I wish they didn't.
I've witnessed these tea baggers in motion. Not a pretty site. If they could wear white hoods over their faces they would. Marvel let me tell you something, if it walks like a duck, Quacks like a duck, it's probably a tea bagger. Hey you know there nuts when they support Palin.
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Death-Mart

Of course I'm talking about Wal-Mart. The Facts about this giant tape worm in the bowels of the world can be found at Wal-Mart watch.com. Makes for great reading. Walmart is exactly whats wrong with this country. Ask employees and if there not too afraid they'll tell you. They'll tell you of Management conspiring to get the seasoned employees out,cause they make to much money. They'll tell you how over worked they are because it's policy to do more with less. These employees are the working poor. Workers who have to sleep in their cars. Workers who's had the dignity sapped out of them, cause of mistreatment. How Managements goal is to use you up and discard. The phony so called health benefit's that amount to nothing. Workers can't afford to pay for it and all their medical too. That's right there's a very high deductible before the shit insurance kicks in. Think about it..you no their doing things wrong cause it's the main reason they don't want UNIONS. Unions would be a voice for the poor bastards that work their. I know for a fact that Management is on a careful watch for people that might want to join. It's called Profiling and it's wrong. With the new ruling from the Judicial Branch of our fine government, they will now (Walmart) have supreme power. Watch out America, we will all someday have to work for these kings of power. The world according to the wal-mart. There's Hitler,Mussolini,Genghis Khan,and Sam Walmart. May they all rot in hell.
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Mathews

Egg head"Chris Mathews" is at it again. I know so hard to believe! In between times of throwing up in his mouth in order to share his wit and wisdom with us underlings, Mr. Light bulb head came up with a doozy. Yes Christopher compared the Snow storm in DC to Katrina. Why? cause it's been a couple of days and all the snow is not yet cleaned up. Oh the humanity! If that wasn't a comparison only a Right winger would make I don't know what is. What an idiot!
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Some things never change

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
Will Rogers

Rachel tells it good

Called Out

Finally Obama is calling out the repukes for their hypocrisy. Balls have been grown. The Pres. has spoken up about how on one hand they be against everything including the stimulus package. These bastards voted against the bill but were right there in the media glad handing all and proclaiming the money was the best thing since sliced bread. They were proclaiming all the jobs the money would make. Rachael Maddow on MSNBC had a pretty good account of this with pictures and newspapers to back this up.
Now what we need is people who are disgusted on all sides to back up their beliefs and call these clowns out for their two face politics. Remember this folks when it's time to elect new people to represent US. As for the president, it's about time to make the change and once more make us believe in you. Both the Congress and Senate need to go away for ever. Term Limits!!!!!
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OH NO SHE DIDN'T

God Save us From Palin

I'm watching this sicking dried up cunt lie to the Tea Baggers at this hate rally in Tenn. Every vomit sicking word out of her mouth is a lie. She even has the nerve invoking the almighty Reagan. We have Crash McCain to thank for her. My he die a tortured soul. Sweet Sarah has no soul, I really think she might believe the talking points fox news laid out for her. My only consolation in watching the she devil is, at least she's not winking.
This is proof there is no God, Palin is here.
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Confused

Could someone tell me why that toe sucking weasel little Dick Morris is obviating on sick fix not news. This slurping vile want to be relevant Political hack is featured on Oh Really show. This turncoat, this vermin, this please someone pay attention to me whore. Actually as a toe sucking,Appalachian trail,God bless America, cross dressing,dominatrix, want to be Hilary I'm relevant,Fungus toe sucking bastard who should die. To Sum it up I don't like this fellow. The End!
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Quotables

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
Will Rogers

So much for my opinion....

Pal Joey

Who's your Buddy? Who's your Pal? Why Joe (I hate being short)Lieberman. Joey should be charged with crimes against humanity. This slime that just about single handily killed Health reform. Joe were were you today in your own state when they had a free clinic.
Where were you to see the suffering,shame and despair of all these fine people that DO NOT HAVE health care. Joey what were these peoples crimes, being poor? Lieberman you are not worth the shit on the bottom of these peoples shoes.
Talking of shit, where was all the other Politicians to witness what's wrong with this country. Oh yeah, they don't give a fuck. Term limits is one of the fixes. Get rid of these life long tit suckers. Joe, can I call you Joe...You are a truly evil man. I wish you a long life but one that is just as harsh to you as you are to the Poor.
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Slick Johnny McCain

Here we go again, The all American Hero John say what ever gets your vote McCain is now not in favor of gays in the Military. Damn this loser seems to not remember his own policy from hour to hour. The rest of the world is in favor of gays serving. The freaken repukes and that would include the hatchet man Johnny are a lying self serving,anything to win, fuck the country, narrow minded, delusional, little dick,closet want to be gay bastards. Let's face it folks, they suck.
Crash McCain is by far the worst of the lot. Worst because at one time he almost seemed sane. His wife and daughter I kind of like. I'm glad they have their own opinions. I'm surprised Crash lets them.
Crash you need to go away and concentrate on keeping the kids off your lawn. Perhaps crashing your model airplanes one after the other. Perhaps hiding in the root cellar till the voices in your head stop.
Crash, with your Obama is weak and hatred of gays, your hurting the country that you say you love. Thus I don't think you have a thought that is not motivated by selfish wants.
PS bring Lieberman "your Man lover" with you. Hurry to the root cellar Boys!
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