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Monday, February 15, 2010

Global Warming

I've blogged about this before but it seems appropriate now to update. Of course the name given to this is misleading. Sorry,I know it's like calling Madonna a diva. Just not to accurate if you know what I mean. Let's do a science experience.Ok folks get two glasses and fill them with Ice. One to the North and one to the south. Put both in a pan of water. Not to much but perhaps a half inch. Also for shit and giggles, put some dry material also in the middle of the pan. Here we go for the exciting part. A heat lamp directed to each one. Careful not to electrocute yourself. Not to much now,put it on low.So exciting!! Now we wait. You'll notice as the ice melts the water rises,in our case overflows.Come back in a hour cause by now you probably need a beer. Put your safety glasses on. The water in the pan is rising. The land mass is being taken over by said water. Here's where it get wild, the temp of the water in said pan is getting colder. How can that be? It's warmer to the north and south. Gee shouldn't the land mass be getting warmer. No boys and girls it actually cools down. Science, got to love it. Maybe we could all get rich by making these little science kits and selling them to less fortunate among us, like the republican party, Tea faggers,Sweet Sarah,and the list goes on. We'll be Rich I tells ya Rich. Hope this helps.
Your thoughts.... oh by the by look up El-Nino

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Listen to your gut

The huge pot of lies that are thrown at you a day is for you to sort. Do you really think others have the answer. There's only one real answer, treat others as you want to be treated. We look to others for all our answers and all they want is to rule. What's important to them is the God of the Dollar. Yes this includes sweet Sarah. For you Dumb ignorant bastards that think she shits sunshine and flowers you will some day wake up to a new America. One that I think will be decidedly worse. Hard to gather thoughts around huh! Listen to your gut ..Look for reasonable solutions by reasonable people. Don't be fooled by catch phrases and bumper stickers. The enemy of this country has always been us.
Your thoughts......

Look out from within

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Walmarts Ads

I've just noticed that in my Ad sense there's Walmart advertising. For all that is good and holy ignore said shit. I want Walmart to implode. In no way do I want anyone to spend a dime at this Den of iniquity.
Your thoughts..Naw I don't care.

Is there a Doctor in the House

So happy days, I've finally gotten Health Care. Medicare that is,black gold,Texas Tea. Ah yes,Relax in comfort knowing that I'm well cared for.....What was I thinking..I've found that Doctors,at least the morons that I've been seeing really all have one thing in mind..My early demise. Let's see I'm on 14 Meds.for a tally of over 4,600 dollars a year. Hmm what's a donut hole and why are all them Cops after it? Of course I fall into the donut hole and have to pay 100percent of my Meds. Least we forget all my fine Doctors that contradict each other to a point it's killing me. I know I'm not the smartest but let's start out with the basics..Man can't walk cause of pain. Man's joints are 5x normal size. Man's left arm has not been in use for over two years. Because of Meds, Man's heart has developed a murmur. Man complains Meds have fucked up liver and kidneys. Solution..MORE MEDS.but of course what was I thinking. Man calls up Doctors office,Fat bitch smelly nurse says well you'll have to come in. Man says to fat bastard wannabe..Love too but can't walk..Response I'll call in a new scrip. Man's fantasy..to be able to get to bathroom, pee,get better,get a gun,shoot Fat bastard in the face.Really does one have to become an expert in all things? Are Professionals that inept? Answer..You Betcha.
Your thoughts....

Friday, February 12, 2010

Shelby

The honorable Senator from Alabama, Senator Shelby. Yes this sniveling shit ass from the South has had a strangle hold on Obama's appointees. For over a year this crooked mouth bastard single handily has had a gun to our Government. Only Until recently has he had a change of mind. Conscious you think? Naw not him! It was the Presidents calling out of scum bucket Shelby and warning that when Senators are gone for Recess, he would push through his nominees. Why would Shelby do this? Earmarks for his State. Fuck the rest of the country. Yes he was to take his ball and go home so no one else could play. I used to beat kids up that were just like him when I was a youngster. This,This is what's wrong with Government. While were on what's wrong...Get rid of the Super Majority in Congress. It's not in the Constitution. Just do it!
Your thoughts......

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Captain America

It's come to my attention that Marvel comics is in the dog house with the right wing. Seems in a Captain America recent story, it showed Cappy with his loyal side kick infiltrating a tea bag rally or two. I guess they showed signs that the baggers were displaying at the event. Some of the same signs we all have seen. You no,it showed them as angry white people who want there country back. Yeah complete with their racist signs.
Didn't go over well with the nut bags. Marvel apologized. I wish they didn't.
I've witnessed these tea baggers in motion. Not a pretty site. If they could wear white hoods over their faces they would. Marvel let me tell you something, if it walks like a duck, Quacks like a duck, it's probably a tea bagger. Hey you know there nuts when they support Palin.
Your thoughts......

Death-Mart

Of course I'm talking about Wal-Mart. The Facts about this giant tape worm in the bowels of the world can be found at Wal-Mart watch.com. Makes for great reading. Walmart is exactly whats wrong with this country. Ask employees and if there not too afraid they'll tell you. They'll tell you of Management conspiring to get the seasoned employees out,cause they make to much money. They'll tell you how over worked they are because it's policy to do more with less. These employees are the working poor. Workers who have to sleep in their cars. Workers who's had the dignity sapped out of them, cause of mistreatment. How Managements goal is to use you up and discard. The phony so called health benefit's that amount to nothing. Workers can't afford to pay for it and all their medical too. That's right there's a very high deductible before the shit insurance kicks in. Think about it..you no their doing things wrong cause it's the main reason they don't want UNIONS. Unions would be a voice for the poor bastards that work their. I know for a fact that Management is on a careful watch for people that might want to join. It's called Profiling and it's wrong. With the new ruling from the Judicial Branch of our fine government, they will now (Walmart) have supreme power. Watch out America, we will all someday have to work for these kings of power. The world according to the wal-mart. There's Hitler,Mussolini,Genghis Khan,and Sam Walmart. May they all rot in hell.
Your freaking thoughts.

Mathews

Egg head"Chris Mathews" is at it again. I know so hard to believe! In between times of throwing up in his mouth in order to share his wit and wisdom with us underlings, Mr. Light bulb head came up with a doozy. Yes Christopher compared the Snow storm in DC to Katrina. Why? cause it's been a couple of days and all the snow is not yet cleaned up. Oh the humanity! If that wasn't a comparison only a Right winger would make I don't know what is. What an idiot!
Your thoughts......HA!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Some things never change

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
Will Rogers

Rachel tells it good

Called Out

Finally Obama is calling out the repukes for their hypocrisy. Balls have been grown. The Pres. has spoken up about how on one hand they be against everything including the stimulus package. These bastards voted against the bill but were right there in the media glad handing all and proclaiming the money was the best thing since sliced bread. They were proclaiming all the jobs the money would make. Rachael Maddow on MSNBC had a pretty good account of this with pictures and newspapers to back this up.
Now what we need is people who are disgusted on all sides to back up their beliefs and call these clowns out for their two face politics. Remember this folks when it's time to elect new people to represent US. As for the president, it's about time to make the change and once more make us believe in you. Both the Congress and Senate need to go away for ever. Term Limits!!!!!
Your thoughts...

Saturday, February 6, 2010

God Save us From Palin

I'm watching this sicking dried up cunt lie to the Tea Baggers at this hate rally in Tenn. Every vomit sicking word out of her mouth is a lie. She even has the nerve invoking the almighty Reagan. We have Crash McCain to thank for her. My he die a tortured soul. Sweet Sarah has no soul, I really think she might believe the talking points fox news laid out for her. My only consolation in watching the she devil is, at least she's not winking.
This is proof there is no God, Palin is here.
Your thoughts, oh never mind Sarah will tell you what to think.